Yoghurtism: Dead is No Longer Alive+

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Yoga Urticaria.

Yo Gabba Gabba urticarial rashes.

Yo Zsa Zsa Gabor: you are the caries. Rashid, he is.

Yosazà (良さ座) is goodness in Japanese. And the Gabors are from Romania. You are E.T., and et in French is and. Rash ID form whom? Sir Hiss.

God nest is a babor in Spanish meaning on the port beam. Rome mania when Cinecittà was trendy. Sneaky snake wearing Nikes and a gold rush. Touch of Midas, antonomasia. Taciturn and stranded he took a yogurt while doing yoga despite hives or nettle rash. Soon Yo Gabba Gabba went on on Nickelodeon, there was Hurá in Czech!

‘A perfect fit, Sire! Looks most becoming! You look regal, dignified, sincere, masterful, noble… Now to starboard not to Star-Lord. Can you feel the magic beam? Is not Italian is the Winged Victory of Samothrace in plain day not Phil Knight. Gold, gold sang Bob: “Don’t gain the world and lose your soul; wisdom is better than silver and gold”.

Yoghurt: A semisolid food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria, often sweetened and flavored. If life gives you yogurt drink it. Semisolid is highly viscous, slightly thicker than semifluid. That is having a thick consistency between solid and liquid. That is a substance that flows freely but is of constant volume, having a consistency like that of water or oil. That is a viscous liquid derived from petroleum, especially for use as a fuel or lubricant. Petroleum is a liquid mixture of hydrocarbons that is present in certain rock strata and can be extracted and refined to produce fuels including gasoline, kerosene, and diesel oil. And rock? The solid mineral material forming part of the surface of the earth and other similar planets, exposed on the surface or underlying the soil or oceans. Earth: the planet on which we live; the world. Live: Alive, not dead. Dead is no longer alive.

+ Testing illogical Dadaist surreal concatenations that can lead from complete and utter chance to some meaning.



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