How to Fix You
A very short, indeed really short and unbelievably simplistic step by step guide to fix all your problems. Not one, not four, all of them. No magic, no tricks, no sneer and some reason. Enough to draw attention to the obvious in 7 steps+

1. If you’re reading this, you are alive
2. Soak it for a couple of minutes
3. Breath slowly
4. Smile
5. Now laugh if you can
6. Cry if you want
7. Pray
+ There will be unbelievers, distrustful, suspicious, scrupulous, legalists who disagree and will have their reasons, justifications, explanations and beliefs. Indomitable souls believe that everything is possible beyond their own strength.There is a bit of scorn, but every step is absolutely true. Vires acquirit eundo.